Valz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lunch Break]

The Leggo men cometh!

What kid didnt have Leggos???

Great animation & I loved the texture of the over all movie. Nice touch with the "Your mom fucks Playmobile pirates". I hope we get to see more adventures of the Leggo Men soon.

[The Ivy and Doll Show]

I love Ivy

Reminds me of the old Beetlejuice & some of Voltaires art styles. I liked it.

[The Final Task]

Flash at its finest!!

Wow I have never seen smoother motion on a Flash movie, my jaw dropped when the samurai & the demon jumped in the air. Please please PLEASE submit more work to the Portal. Will this have an on going story line?? LOVED IT!!!!!

[Bush & Gore FACTS]

Fantastic!!!

Im so sick of the mud slinging between the two so this makes up for those hours they wasted. Great work & I had to give it a 3 for violence becacuse of Bush's scary "I'll eat your chips" face. Original & very funny.

[T.S.about The Virgin Mary]

Immaculate conception my azz!

God I wish I could find the email addys to all the nuns & priests who told all us catholic school kids that Marys pregnacy was a miracle.

[Retail Manual-for dummies]

Yeah Cally!!

Oh yes I want to know what was up with the Chainsaw myself. How did they manage to make the phone call to the consumer help line.

[Cops - In TV land]

Pot smoking Jedis!!!!!

Excellent , funny, & just plain old family fun. *Gets the 100$ from Mr Price* I just love it when good Jedi muppets go bad!!!

[Change]

¡Es muy bonito!!!

Breath taking simplicity at it's finest! More movies like this need to have their own section in the Portal. Incredible graphics, tone, & the music completed the piece. Yes it brought a tear to my eye, what do you expect, I'm a woman. Bravo Industrial Artistry, keep films like this coming!!! *Wipes a tear away*

[Serious Pie]

EAT YOUR PIE!!!!!!

The most artistic movie ever shown on the Portal, this needs to seen in Cannes!! Great graphic, the loader is great(I know the secret about the Miracle Whip turn around the world), & well I have never heard porn moaning & groaning put to such a great use!!! BadBit is the mad Pieman!! About time you added this to the Portal!!!!!!!

[Golden Palominos-Victim]

Something worth watching!

This was an eerie but different Flash movie, it had good graphics & great sound. Not stick figures blowing each others heads off. Great picture of Mitzi on the missing persons poster to.